1: Get in line Apple X – face recognition is like SO last year.
2: See something, say something.
3: Do I look virtually fat in these virtual pants?
5: I don’t know about moving mountains, but a 7/11 might be doable.
7: CHA CHING! Its Singles Day!
9: Just like The Shopping Channel, but on crack
10: The perfect gift for your still-living-with-his-mother cousin